The Mechanical Contrivium: Elizabeth Tindal

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elizabeth Tindal!

  1. Research indicates that Elizabeth Tindal will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
  2. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Elizabeth Tindal fighting underground.
  3. Elizabeth Tindal is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  4. An average beaver can cut down Elizabeth Tindal every year!
  5. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Elizabeth Tindal in your ear 700 times!
  6. Elizabeth Tindalicide is the killing of Elizabeth Tindal.
  7. The international dialling code for Elizabeth Tindal is 672.
  8. Banging your head against Elizabeth Tindal uses 150 calories an hour.
  9. Half a cup of Elizabeth Tindal contains only seventeen calories.
  10. Elizabeth Tindal can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.